Welcome to the
Church of Shrek

Shrek came out on the 22nd of April, do you know what else happens on the 22nd of April? Earth day! And what does the Earth have? Layers! Can atheists explain this?? HA, NO

Shrekmate, nonbelievers!

Anonymous
"Where shall we start the structure for the church of latter day shreks?"
BROGRE

Where is the highest concentration of our followers located at?

Happy Birthday Brogre! Its your first birth birthday! And I wasn’t able to finish it in time due to the amount of school work recently, but I had planned a Shrek story. I really want to thank all our followers and fellow Ogrelord worshipers! You’ve really made this blog what it is! And may our onionly father bless you!

this blog is celebrates its 1st birthday today!

Anonymous
"What will happen on the day of Shrekoning?"
BROGRE

The prophecy says Shrek will lead his army of ogres who will come down from the swamp heavens and destroy all unholy life. He’ll then transport all his worshipers to a new world, an onion swamp utopia.

Anonymous
"what is the definition of shrek?"
BROGRE

love and life

Anonymous
"Why is lord Shrek so great?"
BROGRE

because he has layers

"How can I be spared when the day of Shrekoning arrives and all Farquaads and Dreks are purged forever?"
BROGRE

Are you a Shrek worshiper?

heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaayea:

grawly:

THIS SHREK COOKBOOK TOLD THIS PERSON’S KIDS TO MAKE PANCAKES WITH TWO AND A HALF CUPS OF SUGAR

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Shrek-Cookbook-DK-Publishing/dp/1405321571

this is obviously the work of dark, anti-shrek forces; seeking to discredit our one true ogrelord and savior

greatshrekspectations:

"Shreksistence" - unknown

greatshrekspectations:

"Shrek Alone" -  1990

I need advice from fellow worshipers,  I plan to get some kind of Shrek attire, either a shirt or jacket, do you have any suggestions?