Hey,all you ogrelord worshipers and devoted followers I’m the new brogre in town.
I am honored to be a member now.I hope to help bring brogre to new heights!
* All hail our ogrely father.*
I know promos are drek but this is one fine ass swampy blog
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~Remember to smoke onion and hail Shrek~
First Shrek encounter
- >be 11
- >parents often show me movies to keep me occupied
- >i pick out shrek from the video store
- >i've never seen it before
- >parents look at each other nervously
- >father whispers the words "it's time, he's ready"
- >my mother starts to cry
- >father puts the disk in the dvd player
- >they both rush out of the room and into their room
- >i sit and watch the opening sequence
- >suddenly, i see a figure outside my window
- >it gets closer, closer, closer
- >it's shrek, from the movie, in real life
- >he breaths on the window and fogs it up
- >draws a phallic shape with his thick finger
- >his sadistic grin only grows wider
- >the color fades from my face
- >i try to scream, but no sound comes out
- >shrek punches the window out, he screams at me
- >"Shrek means business!"
- >i'm paralyzed with fear as he climbs in
- >"Don't be afraid, it'll be ogre soon" he says
- >i close my eyes as he grabs my neck
- >i thrash around, writhing against his grasp
- >see my parents filming me from the corner of my eye
- >shrek pulls out his massive green cock
- >"Shrek is love, Shrek is life!"
- >he presses it against my jeans, near my asshole
- >he tears a hole right through my jeans
- >my colon rupture, and i go unconscious
- >parents hand shrek a stack of money
- >"It was my privilege" he replies
